la academie daca vrei !

Bine ca am vazut steluta, ca altfel sunam. 

Vechi dar nu ma pot satura ))

Daca ai sti cat am putut sa rad prima oara cand l-am vazut!!!Toti sunt misto, dar Peanut e preferatul meu!

Care esti?

http://www.happyfish.ro/prosti/masina_remorcata

  foarte tare!

Ca sa nu mai zica cineva ca subaru nu a scos basculanta din zapada

http://acidcow.com/video/44224-weird_water_faucet_sound.html

Atentie, se asfalteaza!

Noul papamobil:

Cica asta ar fi fost motivul abdicarii.Nu rezista sa stea in spate si se certa mereu cu soferul.Si cum ala avea vechime mai mare,a fost nevoit sa plece el.Iesise scandal mare.Ca ma sunat ca nu stie ce sa mai faca,ca el vrea sa conduca si Giancardo nu l lasa....chestii d astea....Ce sa i faci.Asta e.

Ce ai luat? Vreau si eu! 

nu tza zic...

e de la presiune sa infundat cosu la atelier si cred ca e usor intoxicat

ieiii....asa o fi....da e gud shiet...not...

CIRCULARA data de o companie straina din Romania angajatilor lor romani


Ce se intampla cand si staff-ul de natie straina din firma invata cateva cuvinte romanesti!
Apare Circulara ! .. prin e-mail:
Acesta este un e-mail intern (pentru angajatii romani) de la o reprezentanta din Romania a unei mari corporatii (faza e adevarata!)


To: All Romanian Speaking Staff
Subject: Improper Language Usage It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff.

Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1. Words like futui, în p#|a mea, p#|a and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.

2. You will not say si-a bagat p#|a when someone makes a mistake, or s-a cacat pe el if you see someone being reprehended, or baga-mi-as, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb a se caca and a se fute are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.

3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as p#|a de om, cacanaru' or boul.

4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as pulalau nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as muiangiu.

5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as porcarii.

6. Do not say futu-ti mata if somebody is persistent; do not add p#|a mea, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say am pus-o (refer to item 2) or o sa ne-o traga when a matter becomes excessively complicated.

7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say du-te-n p#|a mea or should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, ce p#|a mea vrei?.

8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners bosorogi împutiti.

9. Do not say ia mai mereti-n p#|a cu cacatu' asta when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer futu-te-n cur when your assistance is required.

10. You should never call partner representatives as boul dracului or tâmpitu' ala.

11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as pizdulica buna, futaciosu' or homalau' lu' peste.

12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say ma sterg la cur cu textul asta. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.

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S-a gasit tipul cu "Bitch, please...!" 

In weekend am fost la bunici si din lipsa de internet m-am uitat la TV toata ziua, schimband programele am gasit un post local pe care se difuza muzica tiganeasca (manele) si mare a fost surprinderea mea sa vad un subaru impreza in el, am remarcat schimband programle stelele de pe lateral cum am si eu...... Am ramas mut, am vrut o masina prin care sa nu ma identific pe strada cu o anumita categorie de oameni dar totusi surprinderea a fost fenomenala )